Pukin In Lucan

Posted: June 23, 2016 at 9:32 pm

  The moment Sproner set the table on fire, the evening took a crooked turn at the Orange Shillelagh Pub. Where else would a college kid want to be on…

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The Virgin Mary Gave Me The Finger

Posted: June 13, 2016 at 9:32 pm

  Did she wave at me? She may have waved at me. That nice Jewish girl, on the hill, I think she waved at me. Too bad she’s a statue…

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Like A Virgin

Posted: May 26, 2016 at 9:48 am

  There's Madonna, and there's the Madonna. On a European vacation, parents feel the compulsion to take their children into the hushed and extinguished-candle-smelling confines of major churches. Every child…

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Feeling A Little Query

Posted: May 13, 2016 at 11:18 am

  People have been saying to me, “It’s been THREE years! When are you going to finish your book?” When they say “book” they do the air-quote thing with their…

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Prime Minister Selfie

Posted: March 4, 2016 at 6:44 am

The USA will have President Trump, but Canada has.......

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