The Meat Nazi

Posted: September 23, 2022 at 6:09 am

At Place des Prêcheurs, I weaved through outdoor bistros, dodging waiters running between packed outdoor seating and the empty restaurants serving them. Nestled between restaurants was Boucherie-Charcuterie du Palais, aka…

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The Boy Named Alice

Posted: May 17, 2021 at 8:16 am

We were lost on a two-lane road twenty kilometers from Aix-en-Provence when Devon said, “Dad, this boy back here is going to throw up.” This boy back here.          The…

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TOUGH ENOUGH – KELLY’S NEW JOB

Posted: February 16, 2021 at 6:28 pm

In this excerpt from Tough Enough, my co-author Kelly Tough sinks deeper into a world of drugs and criminals: For two years I lived with the manager of the Guildford…

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Playmate of the Month

Posted: October 11, 2020 at 2:36 pm

In this excerpt from "Tough", 17-year-old Kelly frets in Vancouver, wondering if Hugh Hefner and the Playboy editorial team will choose her as a Playmate of the Month: The day…

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The First Cut Is The Deepest

Posted: September 24, 2020 at 8:00 am

Shaving my balls was the least humiliating part of the whole vasectomy experience. The ordeal started the day after the birth of Lizard Boy. My son was a mewling lump…

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